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Splat Demotivational Poster


TAGS: apds military kinetic sabot splatter
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:27 pm
'bout as good as it gets right here! Good job MPsniper!

Fairies -

TAGS: car fairy splat
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Ashson

GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:49 pm
I find it a bit odd that, after years of posting, you seek ‘what works here’….who gives a rat’s pooper what works here? Does your poster make YOU laugh, or cry, or evoke any personal emotion?
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:48 pm
And there’s the rub. If one sees something below mediocrity and votes accordingly, an obnoxious message takes over the screen, threatening bannation if continued. Thus seasoned members mostly just don’t vote on anything in the realm of whale feces.
Ashson - February 16, 2014, 10:15 pm
I'm only a single vote. If more people would spend time voting I'd get a better idea of what works and what doesn't.
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:11 pm
That’s a cordial honest opinion, Sho. Mine can’t be printed here. But I can say, those who vote on their own posters will never know how they’re rated.
Sho - February 16, 2014, 9:46 pm
Also, if I may add, voting (5L) on your own posters is kinda unfair, if not desperate. Just my honest opinion
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 9:00 pm
WelL....that’s a different way of thinking…or not thinking (mind….POOM)
Sho - February 16, 2014, 8:26 pm
I see. Oh well, I don't think it's against the rules so yea :)
Ashson - February 16, 2014, 8:03 pm
Yes, I do. A few years back some people said some rude things about me not thinking my own posters worth voting for, so I now always vote for them.
Sho - February 16, 2014, 7:55 pm
That's funny. Btw, do you vote on your own posters? :/
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 7:53 pm
At first I thought it said "Ferraris," and i thought when did this happen? Lol Great poster; it's got my sinister sense of humor.

HANG IN THERE LITTLE GUY. - Failing At Life Is A Lot Like Falling. The Higher You Are In It, The Harder It Will Hurt When You Drop.

Soft Spot -

TAGS: movie villains horror splatter gore
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:54 pm
Haha thanks!
MissPriss - March 14, 2016, 12:46 pm
The Dating Game 1 UP'd...Oh Bob I don't know. They all sound soooo dreamy!
JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:23 pm
concern3 - March 14, 2016, 11:38 am
one scary UP yours


PERSPECTIVE - Beauty and grace can be found in the briefest of moments Now before we proceed any further, have you heard of the phrase "premature ejaculation?"

TAGS: premature ejaculation drop drip splatter pancakes dating couples meet marriage women men
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Sean - December 30, 2008, 6:39 pm
This one is actually brilliant.

* SPLAT! * -

Life -

Flying Squirrel -

PLUMMETING - It's Not the Journey That Kills You, It's the Destination

TAGS: plummeting falling ground splat dive
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2012, 5:58 pm
Early 50s: Single, pregnant & dumped, with no abortions available. A victim of her own hormones.
pickleviper - October 11, 2012, 6:17 am
How come they always land on a car? Every time. Every film. They land on a car. What are the odds? And all the insurance claims... 'Cause of accident?' 'Body landed on it.' 'Pffft, pull the other one mate, you're the tenth one today who's said that.'

EYE PROTECTION - Vital when wielding the ban hammer... Might wanna invest in a mouth guard too.

BANG! - Got him!

TAGS: halo splatter bang dead
Rating: 2.29/5
Zagato - April 7, 2011, 8:20 am
perhaps it is not as we think, maybe they are not killing him but instead he is lifting them, like a super spartan
Porcelina - December 29, 2008, 9:28 pm
Red Vs. Blue, anyone?
... - December 29, 2008, 9:20 pm
Dear god this is like the 6th stupid halo motifake in a row for me

right on track -

TAGS: just when you re comfortable splat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 8, 2016, 5:57 pm
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - August 8, 2016, 9:58 am
LOL good one. ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - August 8, 2016, 7:48 am
Thanks, Rerun! Had the saying in the files for quite some time. Finally found the perfect pic! The guy's just a little TOO comfortable!
rerun - August 7, 2016, 7:35 pm

Very nice